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Asterisks ** explain something happening to one specific person or what one person is doing.
Brackets [] explain what somebody is doing while they are speaking.
Bars || mean the line said is in a confessional.
One X means cutting to a similar scene
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And again, sorry for not doing this fully. But I hope you like the part! Comment in the video I uploaded who you think should or will get last place and be eliminated!
Chris: 3… 2… 1… *blows a horn*
(The three take off running, Sharky running only slightly faster than Caitlin, but much faster than Buela. He makes it to the “Ghost in the Hall” part first and sprints inside, turning left. Caitlin sprints in behind him, but turns right. Sharky is running through the hall and runs into a door full speed, knocking himself down.)
Buela: [running towards him] Have a nice journey, Sharky? *jumps over Sharky and keeps running* See you next harvest!
Sharky: *gets up* That show isn’t even on anymore! Nobody will get that reference! *rubs back of his head and starts running again*
(Caitlin zooms through the course, jumping and ducking at the perfect time with little effort, and leaves the haunted house first)
Caitlin: *kicks door open* Oh, yeah! I’m totally winning this one!
|Caitlin: It’s not just the fact that I’m just great at these challenges that makes me confident that I’m going to win. A huge part is how incompetent the two I’m up against really are!|
(Caitlin runs to Snowbrawl Fight and sees Tim and Jan)
Caitlin: What exactly am I looking at?
Tim: Your downfall! *picks up a piece of dry ice and chucks it at Caitlin*
Caitlin: *ducks, takes another chunk and hits Tim with it, knocking him over* You want some of this, blondie?
Jan: [on her phone] Just run to the next station.
(Caitlin takes off to Ice Rink Blink while Buela shows up at Snowbrawl Fight)
Buela: Grrr!! *chucks a piece of dry ice at Tim while he’s getting up and knocks him back down* *barks at Jan*
Jan: [on her phone still] Caitlin I already told you to go to the next station.
(Buela smiles largely and prances to the next station as Sharky gets to this one. Tim gets back up and throws another chunk at Sharky. He jumps over it and, in the air, throws one at Tim and hits him between the eyes, knocking him clean out)
Sharky: Oh yeah! I got you good!
Jan: [still on her phone] For the love of—would you just go to the next station already!?
(Sharky runs to Ice Rink Blink)
XXX
Brady: Welcome back, everybody! Get ready for the next guest.
Miranda: He’s creepily pale, he’s got a giant fear of heights, and he was kicked off the show in place of Caitlin! Give it up for Zane!!!
Zane: *sitting on couch, arms folded and very grumpy*
Brady: So how’s it hanging, Zane?
Zane: This show is total bull. I’m never doing anything like this again.
Brady: Really? What makes you say that?
Zane: The people here are pretty much nothing but morons! Especially the hosts. And friggin Jenna! What is her deal!? She got me kicked off the show totally unfairly! That’s just the dumbest thing ever! This is why I hate reality shows so much!
Miranda: So I can tell you’re still pretty mad.
Zane: Of course I’m mad! I got cheated out of 2 million dollars because of some wackjob that got kicked out in the first episode! I should still be in that competition!
Brady: Yeah, that’s gotta suck.
Miranda: Well now that you’re here, is there anybody in the final three you’ll be rooting for here at home?
Zane: Sharky I guess. He’s got the most going for him and he’s a pretty cool guy I guess. I’d totally kick his butt if I was still in this though. And I would be if it weren’t for Jenna. Just saying.
Miranda: You could smell the butt-hurt from Botswana.
Zane: All I’m saying is that was totally unfair and I should get a second chance!
Miranda: I can totally respect that. So who are you predicting will lose the challenge?
Zane: Caitlin obviously. It’s a matter of time she’ll get her hair caught in something and get stuck.
Brady: You know, they say her hair’s so big because it’s full of secrets.
(Miranda giggles, Zane looks at Brady blankly)
Brady: Oh, come on! Don’t tell me you’re so out of it that you’ve never seen Mean Girls before.
Zane: Of course I have! Caitlin, Maddy, Heather--
Miranda: [laughing] Zane, just leave. I can’t deal with you anymore!
Zane: This is nothing but bull. *walks off angrily while Brady and Miranda laugh*
XXX
(Everybody is at Warped and Twisted, Caitlin is half way done and Buela is at the very beginning, right behind Sharky)
Caitlin: [jumping to platforms] Aww, you guys! You’re doing so well! I’m almost starting to get worried I won’t win!
Sharky: You should be! *sprints through the spinning platforms, catching up to and passing Caitlin* Aww, worried yet?
(Caitlin follows right behind Sharky through the course, Buela is still struggling at the beginning)
Buela: Uh… which way should I be going?
Sharky: [running to the end] Sorry, Buela! Every finalist for himself! *runs off to Squirming for Books, Caitlin is right behind him*
(Buela stays on the same platform and it falls down)
Buela: Oww!
(Buela begins to growl loudly and sprints across the ground on all fours. She climbs up the wall at the end of the section and sprints the same way into Squirming for Books. She runs up onto the giant book, and while the page is falling, rams into Sharky and Caitlin, pushing them out of their space and standing in Caitlin’s. The page falls and Buela sprints to Key-p You Cool)
Chris: [on loudspeaker] Fifteen second penalty for Caitlin, Thirty second penalty for Sharky.
Caitlin and Sharky: What!??
|Sharky: I’m sorry, did Buela transform into a ram when I had my back turned?|
XXX
Brady: Nougat!
Miranda: *cracks up laughing, starts snorting*
Brady: Welcome back, everyone!
Miranda: *starts choking*
Brady: Our next guest is dating a season one contestant from Australia, mentally scarred Chris, and was almost killed by Sharky’s pet snake! Let’s get some love for Tiffany!
Tiffany: Hi, Brady! Hi, Miranda! It’s so cool being here!
Miranda: Well, that’s a change of pace from our previous guest.
Brady: You’re happy as usual, Tiffany! Aren’t you disappointed you lost out on a chance to win 2 million bucks?
Tiffany: Well, of course I am. But I made some friends, enjoyed myself, and this beach is way better than the plane.
Miranda: You’re so happy and boring. How can you not be mad that you lost 2 million dollars to a pushover aboriginal, two twelve year olds, and an oblivious foreigner?
Tiffany: Well, hey now! Those guys are awesome people!
Miranda: You’re so totally full of it. I’m not buying this nice girl routine for one second.
Tiffany: Whatever! I never asked you to!
Brady: S-so, Tiffany, I see you’re rooting for Buela!
Tiffany: Oh, yeah. Team Buela all the way!
Miranda: ‘Cause she acts like fake characters and you’re just plain fake?
Tiffany: Excuse me?
Brady: Miranda! Hush hush!
Miranda: What? I’m trying to interview the real Tiffany. But now that I think of it, there probably isn’t one….
Tiffany: You don’t even know me! You don’t know anything about me! What is your damage?
Miranda: This isn’t about me! This is about you!
Brady: Miranda, shut up and let Tiffany answer my question already!
[silence]
Brady: Ahem. So, Tiffany, why are you on Team Buela?
Tiffany: Well she’s really cool and she totally has potential to dominate the competition. Plus she’s really sweet and I love seeing the underdog win.
Brady: You think Buela’s the underdog?
Tiffany: Yeah, which is kind of weird when you think about how she’s up against a 12 and 13 year old, but we know how naïve and trusting and everything she can be. Everything about this competition is completely brand new to her and yet here she is in the final three! I think it’s kind of inspiring!
Miranda: Blah.
Brady: Well, thanks for being here Tiffany!
Tiffany: Thanks for having me, Brady! Good luck staying out of the nut-house, Miranda.
Miranda: That was a line that didn’t need to be crossed!
XXX
[Everybody is at The Beat is Gone]
Caitlin: What exactly are we supposed to do here? The minigame thing or the stupid monster thing in the forest?
Chris: [over loudspeaker] Neither! We were a little fuzzy on what to do at this part, so we just completely changed it! We brought in a crowd favorite—Sasquatchanakwa!!
Buela: Bless you.
(Sasquatchanakwa walks up to the three contestants with three flags on his head)
Chris: As you can see, he has three flags on his head. Red for Caitlin, Green for Buela, and Blue for Sharky. All of you have to get your flag off of his head to go to the next part!
Sharky: You’ve got to be kidding me!
(Buela gets down on all fours, wiggles her butt, and jumps right over Sasquatchanakwa, catching her flag in her mouth. She lands and gallops to Chomp Punch Madness. Sharky and Caitlin stare at her as she leaves.)
|Caitlin: I mean, I knew Buela was basically a wild animal, but dang!|
(Montage of everybody going through the challenges. Buela licking the Chain Chomp clean in Chomp Punch Madness, Sharky and Caitlin sprinting through the platforms in Daft Drifting, Caitlin stuffing her face with pizza in The Octathlon, Sharky riding through Camp Wawanakwa on a giant group of birds. They all end up in front of the haunted house at the same time, all out of breath.)
Chris: What are you guys doing just standing around? You’re almost done!
Sharky: What are we even trying to do here again?
Chris: Just run through all the rooms and jump through the pipes. One of them will lead to Resort Des Perdants, and when you find it, cross the finish line. The first person to do that wins, and the last person to do so is eliminated immediately. So… go!!!
(Everybody runs inside the haunted house)
XXX
Brady: We’re here live at Resort des Perdants, waiting for somebody to pop through that pipe and win the challenge! Who’s it gonna be?
…
…
…
(Buela pops out of the pipe and lands on her butt)
Buela: Grrr!
Brady: Buela! You won!
(Everybody in the Buela section cheers)
Buela: Awoo?
Brady: You’re in the final two, Buela! You just won the challenge!! What are you gonna do now?
(Buela falls asleep on the floor)
Brady: Well, there you have it, folks! Who will be the next person to make it through that pipe and /not/ be kicked off the show? Find out when we return!
Parenthesis () explain something happening not specifically to one person.
Asterisks ** explain something happening to one specific person or what one person is doing.
Brackets [] explain what somebody is doing while they are speaking.
Bars || mean the line said is in a confessional.
One X means cutting to a similar scene
Three Xs mean cutting to an entirely different scene, usually with a time lapse
And again, sorry for not doing this fully. But I hope you like the part! Comment in the video I uploaded who you think should or will get last place and be eliminated!
Chris: 3… 2… 1… *blows a horn*
(The three take off running, Sharky running only slightly faster than Caitlin, but much faster than Buela. He makes it to the “Ghost in the Hall” part first and sprints inside, turning left. Caitlin sprints in behind him, but turns right. Sharky is running through the hall and runs into a door full speed, knocking himself down.)
Buela: [running towards him] Have a nice journey, Sharky? *jumps over Sharky and keeps running* See you next harvest!
Sharky: *gets up* That show isn’t even on anymore! Nobody will get that reference! *rubs back of his head and starts running again*
(Caitlin zooms through the course, jumping and ducking at the perfect time with little effort, and leaves the haunted house first)
Caitlin: *kicks door open* Oh, yeah! I’m totally winning this one!
|Caitlin: It’s not just the fact that I’m just great at these challenges that makes me confident that I’m going to win. A huge part is how incompetent the two I’m up against really are!|
(Caitlin runs to Snowbrawl Fight and sees Tim and Jan)
Caitlin: What exactly am I looking at?
Tim: Your downfall! *picks up a piece of dry ice and chucks it at Caitlin*
Caitlin: *ducks, takes another chunk and hits Tim with it, knocking him over* You want some of this, blondie?
Jan: [on her phone] Just run to the next station.
(Caitlin takes off to Ice Rink Blink while Buela shows up at Snowbrawl Fight)
Buela: Grrr!! *chucks a piece of dry ice at Tim while he’s getting up and knocks him back down* *barks at Jan*
Jan: [on her phone still] Caitlin I already told you to go to the next station.
(Buela smiles largely and prances to the next station as Sharky gets to this one. Tim gets back up and throws another chunk at Sharky. He jumps over it and, in the air, throws one at Tim and hits him between the eyes, knocking him clean out)
Sharky: Oh yeah! I got you good!
Jan: [still on her phone] For the love of—would you just go to the next station already!?
(Sharky runs to Ice Rink Blink)
XXX
Brady: Welcome back, everybody! Get ready for the next guest.
Miranda: He’s creepily pale, he’s got a giant fear of heights, and he was kicked off the show in place of Caitlin! Give it up for Zane!!!
Zane: *sitting on couch, arms folded and very grumpy*
Brady: So how’s it hanging, Zane?
Zane: This show is total bull. I’m never doing anything like this again.
Brady: Really? What makes you say that?
Zane: The people here are pretty much nothing but morons! Especially the hosts. And friggin Jenna! What is her deal!? She got me kicked off the show totally unfairly! That’s just the dumbest thing ever! This is why I hate reality shows so much!
Miranda: So I can tell you’re still pretty mad.
Zane: Of course I’m mad! I got cheated out of 2 million dollars because of some wackjob that got kicked out in the first episode! I should still be in that competition!
Brady: Yeah, that’s gotta suck.
Miranda: Well now that you’re here, is there anybody in the final three you’ll be rooting for here at home?
Zane: Sharky I guess. He’s got the most going for him and he’s a pretty cool guy I guess. I’d totally kick his butt if I was still in this though. And I would be if it weren’t for Jenna. Just saying.
Miranda: You could smell the butt-hurt from Botswana.
Zane: All I’m saying is that was totally unfair and I should get a second chance!
Miranda: I can totally respect that. So who are you predicting will lose the challenge?
Zane: Caitlin obviously. It’s a matter of time she’ll get her hair caught in something and get stuck.
Brady: You know, they say her hair’s so big because it’s full of secrets.
(Miranda giggles, Zane looks at Brady blankly)
Brady: Oh, come on! Don’t tell me you’re so out of it that you’ve never seen Mean Girls before.
Zane: Of course I have! Caitlin, Maddy, Heather--
Miranda: [laughing] Zane, just leave. I can’t deal with you anymore!
Zane: This is nothing but bull. *walks off angrily while Brady and Miranda laugh*
XXX
(Everybody is at Warped and Twisted, Caitlin is half way done and Buela is at the very beginning, right behind Sharky)
Caitlin: [jumping to platforms] Aww, you guys! You’re doing so well! I’m almost starting to get worried I won’t win!
Sharky: You should be! *sprints through the spinning platforms, catching up to and passing Caitlin* Aww, worried yet?
(Caitlin follows right behind Sharky through the course, Buela is still struggling at the beginning)
Buela: Uh… which way should I be going?
Sharky: [running to the end] Sorry, Buela! Every finalist for himself! *runs off to Squirming for Books, Caitlin is right behind him*
(Buela stays on the same platform and it falls down)
Buela: Oww!
(Buela begins to growl loudly and sprints across the ground on all fours. She climbs up the wall at the end of the section and sprints the same way into Squirming for Books. She runs up onto the giant book, and while the page is falling, rams into Sharky and Caitlin, pushing them out of their space and standing in Caitlin’s. The page falls and Buela sprints to Key-p You Cool)
Chris: [on loudspeaker] Fifteen second penalty for Caitlin, Thirty second penalty for Sharky.
Caitlin and Sharky: What!??
|Sharky: I’m sorry, did Buela transform into a ram when I had my back turned?|
XXX
Brady: Nougat!
Miranda: *cracks up laughing, starts snorting*
Brady: Welcome back, everyone!
Miranda: *starts choking*
Brady: Our next guest is dating a season one contestant from Australia, mentally scarred Chris, and was almost killed by Sharky’s pet snake! Let’s get some love for Tiffany!
Tiffany: Hi, Brady! Hi, Miranda! It’s so cool being here!
Miranda: Well, that’s a change of pace from our previous guest.
Brady: You’re happy as usual, Tiffany! Aren’t you disappointed you lost out on a chance to win 2 million bucks?
Tiffany: Well, of course I am. But I made some friends, enjoyed myself, and this beach is way better than the plane.
Miranda: You’re so happy and boring. How can you not be mad that you lost 2 million dollars to a pushover aboriginal, two twelve year olds, and an oblivious foreigner?
Tiffany: Well, hey now! Those guys are awesome people!
Miranda: You’re so totally full of it. I’m not buying this nice girl routine for one second.
Tiffany: Whatever! I never asked you to!
Brady: S-so, Tiffany, I see you’re rooting for Buela!
Tiffany: Oh, yeah. Team Buela all the way!
Miranda: ‘Cause she acts like fake characters and you’re just plain fake?
Tiffany: Excuse me?
Brady: Miranda! Hush hush!
Miranda: What? I’m trying to interview the real Tiffany. But now that I think of it, there probably isn’t one….
Tiffany: You don’t even know me! You don’t know anything about me! What is your damage?
Miranda: This isn’t about me! This is about you!
Brady: Miranda, shut up and let Tiffany answer my question already!
[silence]
Brady: Ahem. So, Tiffany, why are you on Team Buela?
Tiffany: Well she’s really cool and she totally has potential to dominate the competition. Plus she’s really sweet and I love seeing the underdog win.
Brady: You think Buela’s the underdog?
Tiffany: Yeah, which is kind of weird when you think about how she’s up against a 12 and 13 year old, but we know how naïve and trusting and everything she can be. Everything about this competition is completely brand new to her and yet here she is in the final three! I think it’s kind of inspiring!
Miranda: Blah.
Brady: Well, thanks for being here Tiffany!
Tiffany: Thanks for having me, Brady! Good luck staying out of the nut-house, Miranda.
Miranda: That was a line that didn’t need to be crossed!
XXX
[Everybody is at The Beat is Gone]
Caitlin: What exactly are we supposed to do here? The minigame thing or the stupid monster thing in the forest?
Chris: [over loudspeaker] Neither! We were a little fuzzy on what to do at this part, so we just completely changed it! We brought in a crowd favorite—Sasquatchanakwa!!
Buela: Bless you.
(Sasquatchanakwa walks up to the three contestants with three flags on his head)
Chris: As you can see, he has three flags on his head. Red for Caitlin, Green for Buela, and Blue for Sharky. All of you have to get your flag off of his head to go to the next part!
Sharky: You’ve got to be kidding me!
(Buela gets down on all fours, wiggles her butt, and jumps right over Sasquatchanakwa, catching her flag in her mouth. She lands and gallops to Chomp Punch Madness. Sharky and Caitlin stare at her as she leaves.)
|Caitlin: I mean, I knew Buela was basically a wild animal, but dang!|
(Montage of everybody going through the challenges. Buela licking the Chain Chomp clean in Chomp Punch Madness, Sharky and Caitlin sprinting through the platforms in Daft Drifting, Caitlin stuffing her face with pizza in The Octathlon, Sharky riding through Camp Wawanakwa on a giant group of birds. They all end up in front of the haunted house at the same time, all out of breath.)
Chris: What are you guys doing just standing around? You’re almost done!
Sharky: What are we even trying to do here again?
Chris: Just run through all the rooms and jump through the pipes. One of them will lead to Resort Des Perdants, and when you find it, cross the finish line. The first person to do that wins, and the last person to do so is eliminated immediately. So… go!!!
(Everybody runs inside the haunted house)
XXX
Brady: We’re here live at Resort des Perdants, waiting for somebody to pop through that pipe and win the challenge! Who’s it gonna be?
…
…
…
(Buela pops out of the pipe and lands on her butt)
Buela: Grrr!
Brady: Buela! You won!
(Everybody in the Buela section cheers)
Buela: Awoo?
Brady: You’re in the final two, Buela! You just won the challenge!! What are you gonna do now?
(Buela falls asleep on the floor)
Brady: Well, there you have it, folks! Who will be the next person to make it through that pipe and /not/ be kicked off the show? Find out when we return!